I don't normally open mail addressed to my boys, but sometimes I make an exception.
This morning, there was a piece of mail addressed to Dylan (21), from RJ Reynolds, and I thought this was something I ought to investigate.
They thoughtfully sent him a gift card for a free sample of their new product:
I know it's perfectly legal, but I have to say I am outraged. Incidentally, I went to 'cameldissolvables.com' out of curiosity, and that URL actually resolves as 'dissolvables.tobaccopleasure.com'.
I guess that's better marketing than 'dissolvables.mouthcancer.com'. Someone was on the ball.