Paris in the springtime

So, the media has its celeb-of-the-week story, with Paris Hilton off to the slammer. Seems like the Martha Stewart story, except we kinda like Martha, and we don't like stuck-up rich people.

I suppose this is enough to satisfy the public's need for incarceration-of-bad-guys for now, but I still yearn for some genuine come-uppance for Commander Guy and his Lost Planet Airmen.